Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen,

Friends and neighbors,

Starfish and surfers,

The sun is setting.

The song has been sung.

Let us take off our hats and shirts.

Let us walk through the surf

With bare heads and bare breasts.

Let the waves carry us,

Caress us,

Cool us.

Crazy isn’t it?

Sand and surf and sex and pretzels and vodka.

Oh happy day.